After this video surfaced a couple days ago showing Jimmy Kimmel trying to move in on my girlfriend, I immediately hopped a plane to Hollywood with the sole intention of whooping his big, doughy ass. After sending out word to my legion of Tinseltown homies, I received a tip which has me currently staked out behind an In & Out Burger drive thru menu board somewhere in West Hollywood. My source tells me Kimmel should be arriving within minutes driving a black 2008 Land Cruiser. Word has it, he's coming for a double burger with cheese. He'll be leaving with a double shiner and a side order of regret. Oh, and in case you're wondering, I'm submitting this post via my iPod Touch. Turns out that this town is like one huge fucking WiFi hotspot. I met a dude down the block who runs an asian porn appreciation blog from his dumpster home behind an Arby's.
Below is the video which sparked my trip, followed by the matchups for this week. Please note the college games on the slate now that the NFL bye weeks have kicked in. Sorry, no comments on the games because, well, I'm on a stakeout.
Saturday's Games
Purdue at Notre Dame
Alabama at Georgia
Illinois at Penn State
Sunday's Games
Falcons at Panthers
Vikings at Titans
Texans at Jaguars
Niners at Saints
Cardinals at Jets
Packers at Bucs
Broncos at Chiefs
Browns at Bengals
Chargers at Raiders
Bills at Rams
Redskins at Cowboys
Eagles at Bears
Monday Night
Ravens at Steelers
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