Show me, don't tell me, You've figured out the score...Show me, don't tell me, I've heard it all before...Show me, don't tell me, I don't care what you say...Show me, don't tell me...You can twist perceptions, Reality won't budge...You can raise objections, I will be the judge...And the jury...I'll give it due reflection, Watching from the fence...Give the jury direction, Based on the evidence...I, the jury...Show, Don't tell

Oct 1, 2008

My Bailout Package

While Capital Hill tonight deals with the infighting, backbiting, granstanding and posturing that normally accompanies any bipartisan efforts to do anything productive, I'm dealing with some pretty fucking pressing issues of my own. I've got this post to put out, a 7-week old resting next to me who's due to start screaming for a bottle sometime within the next ten minutes, a five year old who needs a bath & help with some homework, and my ACME Flaming Liberal Commentator Extermination Kit is sitting in a freshly delivered box downstairs, just waiting for some assembly. Therefore, so I may take care of my parental duties and rid the country of its' news "reporting" equivalent of anal leakage (Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, etal.), I'm gonna bail. The matchups will be quick and free from commentary this week, but don't worry, I'll make it up to you next week with a special new feature which is likely to shatter my record for highest wordcount in a single post. (cue the applause)

Now, on with the abbreviated matchups... right after this most-appropriate blast from the political past....

Err, uh, let me try that again....


Ohio State at Wisconsin

Missouri at Nebraska


Titans at Ravens

Chiefs at Panthers

Bears at Lions

Falcons at Packers

Colts at Texans

Chargers at Dolphins

Seahawks at Giants

Redskins at Eagles

Bucs at Broncos

Bills at Cardinals

Bengals at Cowboys

Patriots at Niners

Steelers at Jaguars

Monday Night

Vikings at Saints

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